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How To Make a Giant Mouse Speak English

Step1. Go get a mouse at the pet shop.
Step2. Go buy a TOM & JERRY book at the book store.
Step3. Tie the mouse to a little leash.
Step4. Make him read the book.
Step5. Test him and see if he knows English.
Step6. If he doesn't know English put him in a cherry jar.
Step7. Let him eat a cherry and test him again.
Step8. If he got it right then give him a piece of cheese.